last person to post wins!

[Chris]

Goodmorning, sunrise is not for over an hour from now.

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Chris.

 

[Chris]

Morning barrie.

 

[Floorist]

Arizona has gone Libtard. Idaho is too frickin cold, Oregon is a state of hippies and libtards, Washington only rains and has lots of libs, New Mexico has too many Indians and don't like white men, Florida is full of old guys wearing striped blazers and wear diapers, Colorado is full of pot shops, hippies and libtards, Wyoming is great but again, too frickin cold for me. Hawaii is too expensive and full of liberals, and Tennessee people talk funny.

Missouri is full of rednecks.

 

[oldognewtrick]

Arizona has gone Libtard. Idaho is too frickin cold, Oregon is a state of hippies and libtards, Washington only rains and has lots of libs, New Mexico has too many Indians and don't like white men, Florida is full of old guys wearing striped blazers and wear diapers, Colorado is full of pot shops, hippies and libtards, Wyoming is great but again, too frickin cold for me. Hawaii is too expensive and full of liberals, and Tennessee people talk funny.

So, you decided on Florida huh?

 

[Floorist]

So, you decided on Florida huh?

He would have to learn to walk with his pants pulled up under his chin.

 

[Floorist]

Missouri is full of rednecks.

Oh, I should have said "armed rednecks".

 

[Chris]

So, you decided on Florida huh?

I know a soon to be single lady in Florida, she will treat you like shit and take all your money and if you have any kids she will want nothing to do with them and want you to stop talking to them too. She's a great catch.






For the front of a bus.

 

[Havasu]

I know a soon to be single lady in Florida, she will treat you like shit and take all your money and if you have any kids she will want nothing to do with them and want you to stop talking to them too. She's a great catch.
For the front of a bus.

Wait a minute, that sounds like my ex, and she lives in Texas!

 

[Havasu]

Good morning. The bottom line is there is no perfect place, but i'm still searching.

 

[Chris]

Good morning. The bottom line is there is no perfect place, but i'm still searching.

Better start travelling. I'd hate to see boise if it didnt snow here.

 

[Barrie]

Evening.

 

[Havasu]

Evening all.

 

[Barrie]

Evening Mark.

 

[Chris]

Evening

 

[Barrie]

Good morning JF.

 

['Cause]

Hey !

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Ken.

 

['Cause]

Mornin'

...and from the 'NEWS".....
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ca...in-u-s-or-pay-them-50000-each-to-go-back-home

I have a counter OFFER, how about we 'offer them'; we throw ten machette's over the wall and tell them the last two of the 6,000 there that survive now can have $12.33 and a bag of Fritos to split anyway they want and go the fuck back to their own country.

 

[Chris]

Mornin'

...and from the 'NEWS".....
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/ca...in-u-s-or-pay-them-50000-each-to-go-back-home

I have a counter OFFER, how about we 'offer them'; we throw ten machette's over the wall and tell them the last two of the 6,000 there that survive now can have $12.33 and a bag of Fritos to split anyway they want and go the fuck back to their own country.

I like that idea