Joke time....
- Thread starter Birddogyz
- Start date
Ravenworks
Sole Survivor
That's pretty ******* funny
Too soon?
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Nope
I resemble that remark
'Cause
NOBODY
I fell asleep yesterday out on the patio with no shirt on and got a stiff neck.
Now i'm going out there today for a nap with no pants on !!!
Now i'm going out there today for a nap with no pants on !!!
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Woman walks by the bathroom, sees man standing on scale sucking in his stomach.
She says " That is not going to help".
He says " Sure it does, It's the only way that I can see the numbers
She says " That is not going to help".
He says " Sure it does, It's the only way that I can see the numbers
Floorist
The Almighty
A high school assignment was to ask a veteran about their WWII experience.
A student's grandfather happened to be a vet that served in the South Pacific.
While interviewing grandpa, the student asked " did you ever kill anyone?"
The vet got very quiet for a few minutes, then said
"probably, I was the cook."
A student's grandfather happened to be a vet that served in the South Pacific.
While interviewing grandpa, the student asked " did you ever kill anyone?"
The vet got very quiet for a few minutes, then said
"probably, I was the cook."
Sharing this note received from a friend in North Dakota. What a morning he had!
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen
instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and
not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could
be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone and broomstick are then seized and I'm taken away in a police car to the
police station while my neighbors are cheering.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult
weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.
REMEMBER WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT !!!!!!
8:00 I made a snowman.
8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn’t make a snow woman.
8:15 So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 The nanny of the neighbors complained about the snow woman's voluptuous
chest.
8:20 The gay couple living nearby grumbled that it could have been two snowmen
instead.
8:25 The vegans at No. 12 complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and
not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 The Muslim gent across the road wants the snow woman to wear a headscarf.
8:40 Someone calls the cops who show up to see what’s going on.
8:42 I am told that the broomstick of the snowman needs to be removed because it could
be used as a deadly weapon. Things get worse after I mutter : "Yeah, if it's up your a***"
8:52 My phone and broomstick are then seized and I'm taken away in a police car to the
police station while my neighbors are cheering.
9:00 I'm on the news as a suspected terrorist bent on stirring up trouble during this difficult
weather.
9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices.
9:29 A little known jihadist group has claimed it was their plot.
Moral: When it's this cold, stay inside.
REMEMBER WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT !!!!!!
The sad truth is that this could possibly happen these days. Lol.
oldognewtrick
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