Leroy was a single guy.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune once his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife.
One evening, he met the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."
The woman obtained his business card.
Three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men!