Floorist
The Almighty
A young woman was pulled over in Nashville,
Tennessee for speeding. As the Tennessee State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to
sell me a ticket to the Tennessee State Police
Ball."
He replied, "Tennessee State Troopers don't have
balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled
and he realized what he'd just said. He then
closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
Tennessee for speeding. As the Tennessee State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open
his ticket book, she said, "I bet you are going to
sell me a ticket to the Tennessee State Police
Ball."
He replied, "Tennessee State Troopers don't have
balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled
and he realized what he'd just said. He then
closed his book, got back in his patrol car and
left.
She was laughing too hard to start her car.
