Joke time....

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"One of the common failings among honorable people is a failure to appreciate how thoroughly dishonorable some other people can be, and how dangerous it is to trust them."
 
In line at McDonald’s — ****** little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother.
I get to the counter.
Me: Hi, I’ll have a number 3, large, and excuse me, but how many apple pies do you have back there?
McDonald’s Worker: 12
Me: I’ll take them all.
 
Don't forget the Supreme Court requirements:

1) Must be Black
2) Must be Female
3) Must be Young
4) Must be Liberal
5) Must hate Cops.

No others need to apply.

Can you say Affirmative Action?
 
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