While installing a new door, John found that one of the hinges was missing.
So, He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The Manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $5,000".
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that he had sent her to buy.
The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49; then he went into the backroom
to get one.
From the backroom the Manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
So, He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.
Mary agreed to go.
While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.
When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"
The Manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $5,000".
Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range."
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that he had sent her to buy.
The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49; then he went into the backroom
to get one.
From the backroom the Manager yelled. "Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?"
Mary shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."
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