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Trick Or Treat
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The Almighty
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Democrats: Don't forget to cast your ballots tomorrow.
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I can soooo relate to this...
Floorist
The Almighty
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My neighbors, the two cute, young, lesbians next door, asked me what I would like for my birthday?
I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!
It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they
misunderstood me, when I said: "I wanna watch !"
I was quite surprised, when they gave me a Timex!
It was very nice of them, but I'm pretty sure that they
misunderstood me, when I said: "I wanna watch !"
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We have all them fancy conveniences at our deer camp.
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Floorist
The Almighty
first camera shot back from the Mars landing
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An elderly couple, who were both widowed, had been going out with each
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might
work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her
and whispered -
'Is that one word or two?'
other for a long time. Urged on by their friends, they decided it was
finally time to get married. Before the wedding, they went out to
dinner and had a long conversation regarding how their marriage might
work. They discussed finances, living arrangements and so on.
Finally, the old gentleman decided it was time to broach the subject
of their physical relationship.
'How do you feel about sex?' he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently' she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, leaned over towards her
and whispered -
'Is that one word or two?'
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelery store in
the mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know, said the old man,
'But let me tell you about my weekend!
the mall this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over.
'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000' the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, 'by check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said 'There was only $25 in your account.'
'I know, said the old man,
'But let me tell you about my weekend!
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Put up a new sign at deer camp.
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