last person to post wins!

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
Took my in laws out to the lake today where my father in law opened the door of my nice dually into a pole and then proceeded to blame it on my daughter. He didn't know I was watching.
 
I wonder if Stephan has seen the scarecrow, tin man and the cowardly lion fly by yet...?
about 30 minutes ago, tried hitching a ride with dorothy but she was moving to fast.
i still have power, everything around me is pitch black
 
still here all is good, we never lost power still windy
 
Morning all, I get to go to California this week. Lucky me.
 
I still own that stupid business down there. It is getting old quick.
 
worst part is I have to drive there and tow my asphalt roller.
 
......This is straightforward country thinking, by Jeff Foxworthy


Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

If a Democrat is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

A Democrat demands that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

If a Democrat decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended."
 
2

Latest posts

Back
Top