Since it's my birthday today, anyone want to mow my lawn before we head out of town tomorrow morning?
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oldognewtrick
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Thanks, but I spent all my money on hotels. Shit, they are expensive these days.
Floorist
The Almighty
Happy Birthday old one.
Thanks Rusty.
'Cause
NOBODY
I don't care who you are, that is hilarious
I've been hearing Afganistan is the main source of Lithium, needed for our electric vehicles. Do you think this is why China sat back quietly to broker a deal with the towel heads, er Taliban?
oldognewtrick
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You think that's why biten pulled out so quick... who'd thought Joe would assist the Chinese...
https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/18/business/afghanistan-lithium-rare-earths-mining/index.html
Floorist
The Almighty
Do you think he pulled out quick in the bedroom too?You think that's why biten pulled out so quick... who'd thought Joe would assist the Chinese...
https://www.cnn.com/2021/08/18/business/afghanistan-lithium-rare-earths-mining/index.html
Unfortunately, his dad should have!
Floorist
The Almighty
Best part of him ran down his mother's leg.
Afternoon Chris.
We are getting some rain now, we are getting a good frog drowner.
Floorist
The Almighty
I think the frogs here went to higher ground.
For my birthday. My son got me a bottle of wine and 2500 new rounds of 9mm. Im quite pleased. No thanks to yous sons of bitches, I mowed, edged, trimmed hedges, poisoned for ants, cleaned pool filter, and washed the screens and windows. Now off to the wine country for 2,3 maybe 4 days.
oldognewtrick
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Good morning y'all!
Good morning Tom.
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