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[Chris]

Whatever happened to: Shoot, Shovel, Shut up....

Children

 

[Chris]

Last fall, a neighbor at our old house fell and his brain was bleeding. (he is 40). They took him to a hospital 60 miles away, his wife does not drive. My wife took his wife to pick him up. On the way back, his wife peed all over the back seat of my wife's car and never said a word. Some of these people are just not human.

What's more embarrassing? Peeing your pants or peeing your pants and not telling anyone and they find a wet spot later. It's od to me.

 

['Cause]

Sure do. He just needs to get hit by a bus. How many times in a row can you accidentally make a cocktail to strong? It's been every time they come over, 75 percent booze 25 coke. She bitches and drinks it anyway. He says, oops that one was supposed to be mine. Youd think after 411 tries he might be able to get it. I'm sure he is just trying to off her. Then he gets control of her money. Good thing is he will probably snort himself to death in quick order.

Why in the fuck would you have someone like that around your kids?
I'd be damned if I would!
I would NEVER have any of those piss-pant thieving dead-beat assholes in my home... NEVER. I have the perfect thing for you to say to them...

"GET THE FUCK OUT AND DON"T RETURN, EVER." ...and you could add, "OR I WILL BURY YOUR WORTHLESS ASS SOMEPLACE DARK AND DEEP."

 

[Havasu]

Chris. I just sent you a text. Lemme know you received it, unless you changed phone numbers.

 

[Barrie]

Good evening.

 

[Chris]

Chris. I just sent you a text. Lemme know you received it, unless you changed phone numbers.

Got it and responded. Sad day for the historic aviation field.

 

[Havasu]

My heart is torn. What a beauty!

 

[Floorist]

Flying wing?

 

[Havasu]

Yes. It took off from our airport in Chino, and crashed into the local prison, probably killing the pilot. Chris is friends with the owner of the museum.

 

[Chris]

It definitely killed the pilot. There was nothing left of the plane. It was a test run for the air show on the 4th. Long time pilot. That flying wing was one of four made in 1944 and the last and only one left in existence. It was getting new motors the last time I was at the museum a few months ago. The plane was made of wood. Feel bad for my friend johnny and the whole crew at planes of fame air museum. They always go way above and beyond for safety so this is a shock.

 

[Havasu]

Yeah, it obviously killed the pilot but I was trying to be optimistic.

 

[Chris]

Yeah, it obviously killed the pilot but I was trying to be optimistic.

We can hope.

 

[Barrie]

Good morning.

 

[Chris]

Morning

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Chris, beautiful day here, hopefully it's a good day for you.

 

[Havasu]

Morning all. Oh boy, more eye surgery for me this morning. Glaucoma is a bitch. When is the last time you all had your eye pressures checked?

 

[Chris]

Good morning Chris, beautiful day here, hopefully it's a good day for you.

Going to help a buddy build some walls in a gun shop he is opening. Should be an easy day.

 

[Chris]

Morning all. Oh boy, more eye surgery for me this morning. Glaucoma is a bitch. When is the last time you all had your eye pressures checked?

Every year since I had lasik

 

[Barrie]

Good evening, got half the lawn mowed, fixed dinner,time for hockey.

 

[Floorist]

Watched it rain all day.