Happy Easter
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- Thread starter drake
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Afternoon Mark.
Good morning.
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Good morning y'all!
Good morning Tom.
'Cause
NOBODY
yep, good morning
Morning all. For some strange reason, the spammers are trying like hell to get in here. I just blasted 4 different idiots from 4 different Asian locations. Who knew we were so popular?
Next year reciprocate and piss your pants at their house.
How about if I just piss in their floor. I dont want wet pants
That will work.
'Cause
NOBODY
Heck, let a couple of them in, it might be fun to 'play' with them!
'Cause
NOBODY
YOU definately need different "in-laws".....
Floorist
The Almighty
You still need to take your FIL on a one way desert trip.
'Cause
NOBODY
You need/should go to the store and buy a box of DEPENDS, then mail each of the 'in-laws' one with a note, "...for next time you come to visit.."
Sure do. He just needs to get hit by a bus. How many times in a row can you accidentally make a cocktail to strong? It's been every time they come over, 75 percent booze 25 coke. She bitches and drinks it anyway. He says, oops that one was supposed to be mine. Youd think after 411 tries he might be able to get it. I'm sure he is just trying to off her. Then he gets control of her money. Good thing is he will probably snort himself to death in quick order.
Best part is nobody said anything. They laid our kids towels on it and took a pair of my wifes pants. Never mentioned hey I pissed on your floor.
I got to much to lose. Natural selection will do its course soon enough.
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Whatever happened to: Shoot, Shovel, Shut up....
Floorist
The Almighty
Last fall, a neighbor at our old house fell and his brain was bleeding. (he is 40). They took him to a hospital 60 miles away, his wife does not drive. My wife took his wife to pick him up. On the way back, his wife peed all over the back seat of my wife's car and never said a word. Some of these people are just not human.
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