Joke time....

[oldognewtrick]

 

[Floorist]

https://babylonbee.com/news/ncaa-sw...possession-of-performance-enhancing-testicles

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

 

[Floorist]

Soylent green

 

[Floorist]

 

[oldognewtrick]

 

[Havasu]

A bird in the hand is better than two birds on the web. I will not lose another house to one of these *******!


















But it is nice to dream....

 

[Floorist]

A bird in the hand is better than two birds on the web. I will not lose another house to one of these *******!


















But it is nice to "WET" dream....

Fixed it for you.

 

[oldognewtrick]

One of my best friends is on his third. Says the only reason he stays is because she has half the money and all the p****.

 

[Havasu]

You got that right. Damn *******.

Sorry Scout.... not applicable to you, based on how sweet "that ol' *******" talks about you.

 

[Floorist]

The new superhero "Mangina"
First week, he gets his panties in a bunch
Then, someone says something hurtful,
Then, he fails to get a participation trophy.

 

[Chris]

I'm lucky, I got a good wife. Helps me with everything and is supportive. And let's me do what I want. I'm spoiled.

 

[Floorist]

 

[oldognewtrick]

 

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