Joke time....
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oldognewtrick
In memory of
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In memory of
oldognewtrick
In memory of
That's some pretty views in my book...
Floorist
The Almighty
oldognewtrick
In memory of
I've ridden many 4wheelers and never seen one equipped with these options.
oldognewtrick
In memory of
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Yea!!! The beaches are back open.
To bad I'm only 7 hours away...
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Or a Clinton group suicide?
oldognewtrick
In memory of
During a long day of looking around Cabela’s, a couple
of my friends and I stopped in at ‘Hooter's for some
Hot Wings and drinks.
After being there for a while, one of the servers asked me
which waitress I would like to be stuck in an elevator with.
I told her "The one who knows how to fix elevators."
I'm old, tired, and have to pee a lot.
oldognewtrick
In memory of
oldognewtrick
In memory of
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Floorist
The Almighty
Little 8-year-old Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence.
Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: “What are you doing there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” Nancy sobbed. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: “That’s a really big hole for a little goldfish, don’t you think?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
Interested in what the youngster was doing, he asked: “What are you doing there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” Nancy sobbed. “And I’ve just buried him.”
The obnoxious neighbour laughed and said condescendingly: “That’s a really big hole for a little goldfish, don’t you think?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth with her shovel and replied: “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”
oldognewtrick
In memory of
I'm starting to miss my local steak house.
Floorist
The Almighty
The inventor of the throat lozenge died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
Floorist
The Almighty
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