Joke time....

oldognewtrick · May 26, 2019

A teacher asked her class how many of them are Bernie Sanders fans.

Not really knowing what a Bernie Sanders fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.

Little Johnny said, 'Because I'm not a Bernie Sanders fan.'

The teacher asked, 'Why aren't you a Bernie Sanders fan?'

Johnny said, 'Because I'm a Conservative'

The teacher asked him why he's a Conservative.

Little Johnny answered, 'Well, my Mom's a Conservative and my Dad's a Conservative, so I'm a Conservative.'

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, 'If your Mom was a Moron and your Dad was an idiot, what would that make you?'

Little Johnny replied, 'A Bernie Sanders fan.'

Greco · May 26, 2019

^^ that’s excellent!!!
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This one's for Rusty.

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I miss the 90’s when bread was still good for you and no one knew what Kale was

oldognewtrick · Jun 4, 2019

oldognewtrick · Jun 4, 2019

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus-load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.

She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.

She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?

We can't chew them because we've no teeth, she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, why do you buy them then?

The old lady replied, we just love the chocolate around them.