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Invited a couple friends over for the weekend...
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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years.
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer , he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said,
"I'm here to feed the alligator."
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I didn't know this was a thing, where's mine?
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I enjoy a glass of bourbon each night for its health benefits.
The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves
The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man are playing golf. Moses goes first and hits the ball into a pond. So he goes up, parts the water, walks down in the gap, and hits the ball onto the green. Jesus hits his ball and it bounces on the pond, so he walks out on the water and hits it back on the green. The old man hits the ball, bounces it off a few trees, and the ball rolls over to the edge of the pond. Then, the ball gets eaten by a frog. Then the frog gets snatched by a hawk, and the hawk flies over the green. The frog spits the ball out, and it rolls into the cup. Moses looks at Jesus, and says, "I hate playing golf with your dad."
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Owner's manual
The book you read while waiting for the tow truck.
The book you read while waiting for the tow truck.
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