Joke time....
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oldognewtrick
In memory of
True story, I was talking to a good friend of mine the other day, I told him you officially reach old age when you have more doctors calling and setting appointments than friends calling to see how ya are.
True story:
I'd call you, but I just don't care to know your ailments.
I'd call you, but I just don't care to know your ailments.
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born."
The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?"
The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born."
The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?"
The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!"
The momma cow says, "Quiet, Cinderblock
The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?"
The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born."
The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?"
The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born."
The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?"
The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head."
The final baby walks over and says, "Duh huh guh nuh!"
The momma cow says, "Quiet, Cinderblock
Floorist
The Almighty
oldognewtrick
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Is that today....awe shit, that's everyday.
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The Almighty
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The Almighty
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