Joke time....
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oldognewtrick
In memory of
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
oldognewtrick
In memory of
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
Floorist
The Almighty
oldognewtrick
In memory of
oldognewtrick
In memory of
There is attitude, and then there is a positive attitude!
Life is not the way it’s supposed to be – it’s the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.
After his plane was hit, and he was forced to eject, the US Air Force pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital in a lot of pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a pilot, but an Air Force pilot, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word:
You may not feel anything from the waist down.
Somehow, he managed to mumble in reply, can I feel your tits, then?
And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude!
Life is not the way it’s supposed to be – it’s the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.
After his plane was hit, and he was forced to eject, the US Air Force pilot finally regained consciousness. He was in a hospital in a lot of pain.
He found himself in the ICU with tubes/IV drips in both arms, a breathing mask, wires monitoring every function and a nurse hovering over him looking worried. It was obvious he was in a life-threatening situation.
The nurse gave him a serious look, straight into his eyes. Knowing he was not only a pilot, but an Air Force pilot, she spoke to him softly and slowly, enunciating each word:
You may not feel anything from the waist down.
Somehow, he managed to mumble in reply, can I feel your tits, then?
And that, my friends, is a real positive attitude!
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Floorist
The Almighty
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