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['Cause]

I'm glad my surgeon didn't make me go to pt

Uuuhhhggg…. surgeon...

Friday, the 31'st...

I had to go today to pick up the crap I have to drink on Thur eve after no solid food for 24 hrs before Fri at 11:00 am... Nothing but 'clear liquids' Thursday, then this ass-blaster stuff and then No fluids, nothing 3 hours before 11:00 am. I also have to have a Covid test three days prior !

 

[Havasu]

A colonoscopy?

 

[Floorist]

Morning

 

[Barrie]

Morning Rusty.

 

[oldognewtrick]

Morning y'all!

 

[Barrie]

Morning Tom.

 

[Havasu]

Good morning crew

 

[Chris]

Pt crew doesn't know ****. I hurt shoulder doing what they told me, and now I'm living with an ice bag on my shoulder.

You didn't get one of those ice unit things?

 

[Chris]

Uuuhhhggg…. surgeon...

Friday, the 31'st...

I had to go today to pick up the crap I have to drink on Thur eve after no solid food for 24 hrs before Fri at 11:00 am... Nothing but 'clear liquids' Thursday, then this ass-blaster stuff and then No fluids, nothing 3 hours before 11:00 am. I also have to have a Covid test three days prior !

I'm on a soft food diet, im having jaw and nose surgery next month.

 

[Chris]

Morning all

 

[oldognewtrick]

I'm on a soft food diet, im having jaw and nose surgery next month.

Blanton and Don Julio?

 

[Havasu]

You didn't get one of those ice unit things?

My son said the same. He has had 4 surgeries, and eacgh time was sent home with an ice machine and a tines unit, or however it is spelled. The little electric muscle mover thingy. I was happy to get a blanket to drape over my backside when I was loaded in the car.

 

[Chris]

My son said the same. He has had 4 surgeries, and eacgh time was sent home with an ice machine and a tines unit, or however it is spelled. The little electric muscle mover thingy. I was happy to get a blanket to drape over my backside when I was loaded in the car.

Yeah, your surgeon hasn't helped you much.

 

[Chris]

Gonna get blasted.

 

[Floorist]

Gonna get blasted.View attachment 8188

But how about the truck bed?

 

['Cause]

I'm on a soft food diet, im having jaw and nose surgery next month.

My surgery is Friday the 31st, no solid food on Thur. only clear liquids up to 8am Fri. Thurs eve I have to drink a gallon of crap, 8ozs every 15 mins... sucks!

 

[Floorist]

Changed the battery in the Chrysler. What a PITA.

 

[oldognewtrick]

My surgery is Friday the 31st, no solid food on Thur. only clear liquids up to 8am Fri. Thurs eve I have to drink a gallon of crap, 8ozs every 15 mins... sucks!

Last two times I've been in for the Silver Stalion, I opted for a drink thats like Gatoraid. Two 8 oz bottles, 1 at 6 one at 2 am. Heck of a lot easier than drinking all that crap or the freaking pills. Lucky me, I get scoped every 5 years, family history of colon cancer...

 

[Havasu]

My last scope, 2 months ago, I was given these (2) 4 ounce concentrated liquids, which I mixed into a 12 ounce concoction. I drank one glass at 8PM, the second glass at 3AM and worked great. My only complaint is when you wake up at 3 AM to drink the last glass, consider sleeping done, since you don;t dare try to fall back asleep after drinking 12 ounces of butt blast!

The G/F had hers 2 weeks later, and opted for the gallon jug. Every 30 minutes, she had to chug 12 ounces, ****, then chug 30 minutes later. It was painful to watch. I'm going the concentrated way from now on. The only issue was it was very thick going down, with a salty taste, which my neighbor equated it to a 12 ounce glass of semen. I wouldn't know, because I am a giver, not a taker.

 

[Floorist]

I got Miralax mixed with Gatorade for mine.