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No smog here either but I'm not touching it until the warranty is up.

265 miles to go out of my 965 mile day
 
I'm already dreading the 1250 mile trip to Texas on Monday. Can you come down here and let me borrow your self driving truck? Please? Pretty please?
You can borrow it but you have to come get it.

I'm about 30 minutes from Oregon, three and a half hours from home.

Just be happy you aren't driving a one ton towing a house on your trip
 
I passed a Californian who was going five miles under and about 20 minutes later I stopped for fuel and he felt the need to pull in to tell me how's my driving. I told him yo go back to California
 
Seriously! WTF is in the water out there?
No idea but it makes nice boobs.

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I passed a Californian who was going five miles under and about 20 minutes later I stopped for fuel and he felt the need to pull in to tell me how's my driving. I told him yo go back to California
You should have explained the physics of pissing up a rope...just my 2 cents...
 
Last month I rented a car from Budget for the trip on Monday. Just to verify there would e no surprises, I went there last week and they assured me the car would be ready and gassed up. I got a call today saying they didn't have any cars available, so they referred me to another Budget rent a car with the hopes of finding a car. So much for the Costco 30% discount. They will hear an earful from me after I find a car to take and beat up on this trip.
 
Last month I rented a car from Budget for the trip on Monday. Just to verify there would e no surprises, I went there last week and they assured me the car would be ready and gassed up. I got a call today saying they didn't have any cars available, so they referred me to another Budget rent a car with the hopes of finding a car. So much for the Costco 30% discount. They will hear an earful from me after I find a car to take and beat up on this trip.
Typical for a rental company
 
Reminds me of a Seinfield episode where Jerry made reservations to rent a car and the car company didn't have the car...
"Oh, so you know how to make reservations, you just don't know how to keep reservations" ....better get the insurance Mark...
 
Mark, do you see how nice and smooth that road is? Even the middle of nowhere has nicer roads than California
 
Best Tweet of the Week...........

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An actual tweet from Chicago :

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
 
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