DAMN IT !!!!!!!
I feel so left out.
No one has accused me of molesting them!!!
There just HAS to be at least one that I have offended.
Hey where is Anne Snyder!!! Shurely she was offended by me!!! Why isn't she telling CNN or someone!!! After all I did throw mud on her at a birthday party.
Yes, it is true.
We were all drinking and 'messing' around outside. It did get out of hand for a short while.
At least that is what I was told by my Mother about my three year old B-day party. I suppopse it was the strawberry Koolaid and Vanilla Wafers that went to my head I must have blacked out!!! I must have been way over intoxicated because to this day I can't recall doing that. Oh, well I suppose that must have been why the family moved from Kansas City proper out to Independence when I was five. The shame, the family shame.......
...so all you offended wimmens, bring it on.
I suppose I will have to resign and retire from retirement!
Ken
RLTW
edit; OMG, this is horrible. Kathy read this and is now in tears... and now even Kenzie is hanging her head.