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[Floorist]

No nativity scene in Washington DC this year.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Live Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital.
A search for a Virgin also continues.
There was no problem, however, finding enough ***** to fill the stable.

 

[Barrie]

No nativity scene in Washington DC this year.
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Live Nativity Scene on Capitol Hill this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capital.
A search for a Virgin also continues.
There was no problem, however, finding enough ***** to fill the stable.

LOL!!!!

 

[Havasu]

I'm in with burgers.

 

[Barrie]

Evening JF.

 

[Havasu]

Hey Barrie.

 

[Barrie]

Hey Barrie.

Evening Mark, how are things with you tonight?

 

[Chris]

Well that was a quick 56k. I feel used.

 

[Barrie]

Well that was a quick 56k. I feel used.

What no lubrication?

 

[Chris]

Sand is my lube

 

[Barrie]

Sand is my lube

I hear ya, happens to me once a month when I write a alimony check.

 

[Chris]

I hear ya, happens to me once a month when I write a alimony check.

Mine probably hurts less, it's just company money revolving. Worst part is I haven't taken a paycheck in months

 

[Floorist]

Mine probably hurts less, it's just company money revolving. Worst part is I haven't taken a paycheck in months

If that tax bill passes, it will cost you more next year.

 

[Havasu]

Smart people don't pay taxes!

 

[Chris]

I guess I'm not smart enough. I could have bought a nice house for what I paid in taxes last year

 

[Barrie]

Good morning JF.

 

['Cause]

Good Mornin'

We had just learned how to send text messages on our new mobile phones.
She's a romantic type and a retired English Teacher of the Classics.
Me a retired Army Airborne Ranger, more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon she went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send me a romantic text message and wrote:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams
If you are laughing, send me your smile
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

I texted back to her:
"On the toilet. Please advise."

 

[Barrie]

LOL!
Good morning Cause.

 

[Chris]

Morning all.

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Chris.

 

[Chris]

Heading to California Sunday for a week, anyone want to take my place?