last person to post wins!

[Havasu]

$453, a dozen egg, and a worthless ex wife.

 

[Floorist]

$453, a dozen egg, and a worthless ex wife.

Same and two worthless ex wives

 

[Barrie]

Too rich for me, I'm out.

 

[Floorist]

Too rich for me, I'm out.

Add another dozen eggs.

 

[Barrie]

Add another dozen eggs.

I will have to, I only have one ex still living.

 

[Floorist]

I will have to, I only have one ex still living.

A dead one might be a plus.

 

[Havasu]

Hell, you're the lucky one Barrie!

 

[Barrie]

Hell, you're the lucky one Barrie!

The middle ex is the one that's a pain in the ass.

First wife died after 21/2 years of marriage, I divorced second wife, got tired of supporting her brothers and sisters, third wife died after 5 years of marriage.
I have given up on marriage and have gotten use to being alone.

 

[Havasu]

Lucky you, but sorry to hear though.

I was just thinking today how nice it would be to just make ME happy for a change!

 

[Barrie]

Lucky you, but sorry to hear though.

I was just thinking today how nice it would be to just make ME happy for a change!

It has its good and bad sides, I do have a couple lady friends though,but as I get older it would be nice to have someone under the roof with me.

 

[Chris]

I ordered a set of tires, only three showed up. How do you possibly lose one tire when they are all shipped together?

 

[Barrie]

I ordered a set of tires, only three showed up. How do you possibly lose one tire when they are all shipped together?

I would think it would be pretty damn hard.

 

[Havasu]

It has its good and bad sides, I do have a couple lady friends though,but as I get older it would be nice to have someone under the roof with me.

Sometimes, I wish I had someone under my foundation occasionally!

 

[Barrie]

Sometimes, I wish I had someone under my foundation occasionally!

LOL? I totally understand.

 

[Floorist]

I just wish I had some time to myself.

 

[Chris]

I just wish I had some time to myself.

Im sure you are aware, owning your own business you rarely if ever get time to yourself. I would love a vacation away from life.

 

[Havasu]

How's your mother in law Chris?

 

[Chris]

How's your mother in law Chris?

Still here. Bedridden. Living the life no one wants to live.

 

[Chris]

Bought a new spice rack for the inside of the pantry door. I like it.

 

[Havasu]

I like that Chinese 5 spice. Where'd you get that?