Good morning Rusty.
Good morning Tom.
Good morning Tom.
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Morning Barrie and others who pass this way
Good morning Mark.
Floorist
The Almighty
Some days I hate the internet. Bought a new phone and got everything transferred over. There is a free phone (after 4.99 setup) called textnow. (only texts and phone calls) I put on my old phone. My autistic son has no interest in a phone. But I thought there should be one here for emergencies. Anyway, Google would not accept my password or let me make a new password. So I had to start over and create a new account. What a PITA.
oldognewtrick
In memory of
Good morning y'all!
It is but it's nice to have all the power I could need
Good morning Tom.
Good morning Chris.
Good morning Chris.
Morning all you spooks!
Hmm, I guess I can't say that on Halloween anymore.
Hmm, I guess I can't say that on Halloween anymore.
Good morning Mark.
'Cause
Shaft Member
Well its now about time to sell it. I'll go all in at $487.38 USD, Cash. ...and you have it shipped here.
Okay, I'll make it more fair... I'll split the shipping, up to $12.62 ! We can call it $500, yes a full Five Hundred in US Dollars !!!!!!!
I'll up the offer to$500.00 USD, cash and fly out and pick it up.
I'll pay you that in Yen, the new American currency.
'Cause
Shaft Member
You rich bastards, always got to ruin things for the poor of this Country ! ...with flying in your fancy planes and using fancy money...…..
OK, Ill step it all the way up... I'll pay you in the REAL new American currency, PESO's
That will be 10,282.62 pesos.....
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Floorist
The Almighty
I will give you a 12 pack of toilet paper, the real American currency.
oldognewtrick
In memory of
I'll offer 3 bottles of Jack Daniels, a box of Goo goo Clusters and a picture of Hillary Clinton naked. Sell me the truck and I won't send the pic.
'Cause
Shaft Member
You are all a bunch of greedy bastards...
OK, I checked my Bank account, and all that was left as a limit on all my Credit cards... AND... if I don't buy ANY FOOD next month with my Military Disability Check... I can come all the way up to $532.68....
EDIT: ...I could throw in about a forth of a bottle Jack Daniels, most of a Hershey bar, a partial bag of Nacho Doritos (can't guarantee how much will be left) and... my good matched pair of socks (they will be washed up in the sink real clean like)
I can't throw in any Toilet paper, aint got none... been using my socks for that ! ( 'cept my good matched pair they're fairly clean )
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Well you have me beat, the only way I could beat that offer I would have to give up my medication that keeps me from having homicidal tendencies against liberals and Democrats.
'Cause
Shaft Member
Jail time actually, although at my age and health it's not as scary as it use to be. LOL.
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