last person to post wins!

[oldognewtrick]

Mornin' you bunch of anguishing heterosexuals

Yes, yes I am! I'm coming out as a proud heterosexual. I demand you accept my straightness, I demand a special month to celebrate my orientation, you cannot flame me for my beliefs that the female body is beautiful, if I choose to throw it in your face the fact that I am heterosexual you must embrace me and tolerate my convictions. Now, when's my damn month?

 

['Cause]

He will attempt to put this all on TRUMP, even though he IS the president and all this shit is happening under his administration. He could of had this done anyway he wanted to do it, this is his Chicken-Shit way, it was his choice, not TRUMP nor anyone else.
He is a bumbling empty headed fucking idiot. The Dumb Fuck does and says whatever his 'handlers' tell him to do or say, he is certainly the definition of an 'empty-suit'. I would bet they even have to tell him when to piss during the day, take a shit and they wipe him when he does and hand him a cupcake... otherwise they have to change his DEPENDS every hour!
His ears should be cleaned out with a .40S&W from right to left.

 

['Cause]

Yes, yes I am! I'm coming out as a pround heterosexual. I demand you accept my straightness, I demand a special month to celebrate my orientation, you cannot flame me for my beliefs that the female body is beautiful, if I choose to throw it in your face the fact that I am heterosexual you must embrace me and tolerate my convictions. Now, when's my damn month?

I only read the bold part, none of the rest was of interest.
Your "month", a small minded thinker... mine should be the Month's from January 1 to December 31...

 

[Floorist]

I think I will identify as a cat. Then I can sue Walmart for not having giant litter boxes in their restrooms.

 

[Havasu]

....so, who is going to throw a female body into my face?

 

[oldognewtrick]

....so, who is going to throw a female body into my face?

Sorry, we drew straws, you get Pelousi.

 

[Havasu]

I guess I should consider myself lucky. After all, it could have been Brucie Jenner!

 

[Floorist]

I guess I should consider myself lucky. After all, it could have been Brucie Jenner!

It makes a prettier woman than Pelosi.

 

[Floorist]

Bought some 95-5 hamburger from a local farmer for $4.50 a lb.

 

[Havasu]

I'm craving a burger
At $8 a pound, I'd rather have a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

 

[oldognewtrick]

He will attempt to put this all on TRUMP, even though he IS the president and all this shit is happening under his administration. He could of had this done anyway he wanted to do it, this is his Chicken-Shit way, it was his choice, not TRUMP nor anyone else.
He is a bumbling empty headed fucking idiot. The Dumb Fuck does and says whatever his 'handlers' tell him to do or say, he is certainly the definition of an 'empty-suit'. I would bet they even have to tell him when to piss during the day, take a shit and they wipe him when he does and hand him a cupcake... otherwise they have to change his DEPENDS every hour!
His ears should be cleaned out with a .40S&W from right to left.

 

[Chris]

I haven't bought beef at the store in 4 years. I might have a ribeye and a burger tomorrow

 

[Havasu]

Rub it in

 

[Chris]

Morning all

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Chris.

 

[oldognewtrick]

Good morning y'all!

 

[Barrie]

Good morning Tom.

 

[Chris]

Fly out tomorrow morning got maskville with no food on the shelves. It feels like in going to a third world country

 

[Barrie]

Fly out tomorrow morning got maskville with no food on the shelves. It feels like in going to a third world country

Have a good trip.

 

[Chris]

Almost ran over an idiot bicycle rider in a funny shaped roundabout. I'm towing a 30 foot gooseneck snd take up every bit of pavement. He runs the stop sign and tries to ride next to me.