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[Chris]

Morning old farts.

Hey, I just feel old.

 

[Barrie]

Morning Mark.

 

[Chris]

Sad part is I still work circles around 20 year olds

 

['Cause]

Mornin' you yahoos

 

[Chris]

Pizza for breakfast, going to put a septic system in today. Then get to fix a broken tractor. Just another day in my life

 

[Havasu]

We have Juan Carlos coming this morning to start on the kitchen. Spent most of the day yesterday pulling the microwave, which is in the office, pulling the fridge, which is in the family room, the coffee pot is in the office as well, and the dogs food and water bowls, which are in the living room. My poor old dog is confused about as much as I am.

 

['Cause]

......….My family originated from Tennessee in the 1790's. You get out of my Territory, you foreigner. ……...

My family lived in Kentucky in the 1800s. …………...

Anyone who was not English, the Irish, Germans etc. were listed as "non-white" by the English.

ALL OF YOU Immigrants can leave. My Family got here in 1635 on ye old 'Planter'... they are on the manifest of the ship!!!!
http://www.olivetreegenealogy.com/ships/planter1635.shtml
Around a dozen of them !!!!

 

[Floorist]

Saturday night it is supposed to hit -8, actual temp. Been many years since that cold.

 

['Cause]

Saturday night it is supposed to hit -8, actual temp. Been many years since that cold.

THAT is not a Temperature...
That is called a 'CONDITION'...…..

 

[Floorist]

Mr Rogers lied.

 

[oldognewtrick]

Yep, I've had enough of this crap, I'm ready for shorts and flip flops.

 

['Cause]

Mr Rogers lied.

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Of course he does...

...liberal !!!!

 

['Cause]

Yep, I've had enough of this crap, I'm ready for shorts and flip flops.

All I have are shorts and t-shirts.... All I need !

 

[Chris]

If I didn't have kids or Healthcare costs I could retire today

 

[oldognewtrick]

If I didn't have kids or Healthcare costs I could retire today

Me too...oh wait... I did... Never mind. Chris, it ain't all its cracked up to be, don't rush it. Hardest part of being retired is keeping yourself busy. You may think you have stuff to do, but after a while you run out of things you want to do.

 

[Floorist]

Me too...oh wait... I did... Never mind. Chris, it ain't all its cracked up to be, don't rush it. Hardest part of being retired is keeping yourself busy. You may think you have stuff to do, but after a while you run out of things you want to do.

Your health tends to deteriorate too. You lose muscle tone and strength. 10 years ago, I would put a 300 lb roll of carpet on my shoulder and carry it in. Now I have trouble picking up my toolbox.

 

[oldognewtrick]

Your health tends to deteriorate too. You lose muscle tone and strength. 10 years ago, I would put a 300 lb roll of carpet on my shoulder and carry it in. Now I have trouble picking up my toolbox.

Yep, I use to think nothing of grabbing a 75# bundle of shingles, or tossing a 100# roll of modified roll roofing on my shoulder and climbing a ladder. Not anymore for this oldfart.

 

[Floorist]

Yep, I use to think nothing of grabbing a 75# bundle of shingles, or tossing a 100# roll of modified roll roofing on my shoulder and climbing a ladder. Not anymore for this oldfart.

Used to do all my own roofing, grew up helping my father. Now I can barely climb a ladder.

 

[Havasu]

The older I get, the more I cut myself. Must be thin skin? Right now my two arms have 3 big band aids on them.

 

[oldognewtrick]

The older I get, the more I cut myself. Must be thin skin? Right now my two arms have 3 big band aids on them.

I understand, if I don't have a bandaid on somewhere, I haven't done anything.