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Who are you?

 

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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac ? He laid awake at night...wondering if there's really a Dog....

 

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“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” –Mark Twain
“The taxpayers are sending congressmen on expensive trips abroad. It might be worth it except they keep coming back.” –Will Rogers
“I love to go to Washington, if only to be near my money.” –Bob Hope
“There is no distinctly native American criminal class...except Congress.” –Mark Twain
“This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when a baby gets hold of a hammer.” –Will Rogers
“Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.” –Ronald Reagan
“Members of Congress should be compelled to wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors.” –Caroline Baum
“We have the best Congress money can buy.” –Mark Twain
And then, most apropos for the recent election: "If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it." –Mark Twain

 

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When Chuck Norris slices an onion, the onion cries.

 

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