Joke time....

Thread starter Birddogyz
Start date Jun 10, 2016

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Floorist

The Almighty

Jul 25, 2022

#4,984

New country song:
"All my exes changed their sexes"

Havasu

Administrator

Staff member

Jul 25, 2022

#4,986

Donuts give me a "bone"!

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Havasu

Administrator

Staff member

Jul 26, 2022

#4,989

Not if you are taught that new math. The longer side has been oppressed for 150 years, and never learned properly how to fly. This is why they need reparations.

Instead of the offensive term, use the politically correct term below:

Fat ---------- Girth Endowed

Skinny ------ Caloric Deprived

Short -------- Vertically Challenged

Crazy -------- Mentally Deficient

Stupid -------- IQ Impaired

Ugly ---------- Visually Unappealing

Clumsy ------- Lacking Dexterity

Rude -------- Bereft of Social Consideration