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This is an awesome idea!!!
Joke time....
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Actually I like it too! Very creative.
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Next time your dressed in black and someone ask you who died, look around the room and reply... I haven't decided yet.
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The new Texas Preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the country music singer.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn'tbeen to services lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door.
When she answered the door, she said, Conway Twitty.
No Ma'am, he replied, I'm your new pastor and I came to have prayer with you so she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.
Then he came to a beautiful widow woman's house on the end of the street.
She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.
Oh my God she exclaimed, it's Conway Twitty!
And the Preacher said.......Hello, Darlin.
One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn'tbeen to services lately.
He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door.
When she answered the door, she said, Conway Twitty.
No Ma'am, he replied, I'm your new pastor and I came to have prayer with you so she said come right on in.
He visited several more homes and everyone thought he was Conway Twitty.
Then he came to a beautiful widow woman's house on the end of the street.
She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around her and opened the door.
When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel to fall to the floor.
Oh my God she exclaimed, it's Conway Twitty!
And the Preacher said.......Hello, Darlin.
Did you hear about the lady, just stepped out of the shower, drying off while hubby shaved. She said “I’ve always wanted larger breasts. I’ve been thinking about having some work done.”
Hubby says “save the money. All you have to do is take a couple of folds of toilet tissue & rub it between your ****s a couple of times a day. They’ll get bigger.”
She says “what in the Hell makes you think that will make them grow…you must be goofy.”
He says , “Hey…it worked on your ass!”
He gets the stiches out next week
Hubby says “save the money. All you have to do is take a couple of folds of toilet tissue & rub it between your ****s a couple of times a day. They’ll get bigger.”
She says “what in the Hell makes you think that will make them grow…you must be goofy.”
He says , “Hey…it worked on your ass!”
He gets the stiches out next week
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Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even Frank could find no hope in it.
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom?"
"He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
"That's awful," said Frank, "but it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it have been worse?"
"Well," replied Frank, "if it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!"
On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did you hear about Tom?"
"He came home last night, found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the gun on himself!"
"That's awful," said Frank, "but it could have been worse."
"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "could it have been worse?"
"Well," replied Frank, "if it happened the night before, I'd be dead now!"
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The Democrats sure do have a lot of contenders for the presidential election in 2020.
This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder.
I can hardly wait to seeing bumper stickers that say...
"WEINER HOLDER 2020".
This includes Anthony Weiner and Eric Holder.
I can hardly wait to seeing bumper stickers that say...
"WEINER HOLDER 2020".
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