Joke time....
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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/182486...ch-today-iowa/
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| "It's about being made in America," Biden was filmed saying in the moments prior to the poo. Biden was discussing infrastructure and inflation as part of a visit to POET Bioprocessing. While he didn't seem to notice the splatter on his jacket, many folks did - including the bird responsible for the mess. "Even the Birds know this guy is full of [poop emoji]," tweeted one user. |
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Biden said Joe Biden Says "Imagine Had the Tobacco Industry Been Immune to Prostitution..."
What does Kameltoe Harris have to do with tobacco?
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The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman's poodle took the Only seat remaining.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog."Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
The next time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong female dog out the window.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?"The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was Under that dog."Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired."She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!"
The next time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little Dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor! Put this American In his place !"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand, you drive your vehicles on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong female dog out the window.
Just think, this was someone's ex!
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I really enjoy summer in Missouri, last year it was on a Wednesday.
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Bet it was fun while it lasted...
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