34 years

[Floorist]

I met my wife 34 years ago today. Is a sympathy card needed?

 

[Grape Ape]

Yes, and flowers and jewelry and a pool boy or two.

 

[Havasu]

Your wife deserves the sympathy cardbow

 

['Cause]

I met my wife 34 years ago today. Is a sympathy card needed?

Get her a new floor.

 

[RiponredTJ]

I met mine 36 years ago and need morphine to get over the trauma.