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Old enough to be my son lol.

We had a few boomers today, but the heat and humidity is still pretty soupy. Had to abandon the leaky igloo for the summer house. Thank god for tar paper shacks!

My son just volunteered some Aberfeldy 16 single malt. Who am I to complain.

I met mine 36 years ago and need morphine to get over the trauma.

I hate lazy arsed and self involved siblings that ignore their parents in their time of need.

Apart from the cactus appetizer, I really liked Sedona. Amazing scenery and ambiance. I'm happy for you two! Are you still mad at me?

What the hell is the problem here? Did Keith sell the private island that was resplendent with 5lb grilled lobster and buxom dancing girls?

It's rare that I shoot a gun, but when I do, I generally hit the target after about five or six calibration shots. I would love to cycle a few hundred shots through one of those.

Self defense rocks need some sharp edges. You don't just want to dent, you want to draw blood. I'll send you a bushel for 5.99 per rock, freight collect.

****, I've been there! I think I had a cactus for lunch. Almost choked on the bloody thing.

That damn Hash!

No ****. Surprised and flabbergasted it hasn't happened yet dunno

My lunch consisted of dry cured Landjaeger sausage with a sourdough bun. A whack of fresh strawberries and mango and a liter of ice cold water on the side. Now I'm having a Bud to make up for that dietary deficiency.

Cutting down on the wait time is good. Good luck man!

Fine, it's not Marning so stop Ashing Ash cheers

I had a beer. First thing in the morning. Then I gargled and went to work. My minions couldn't figure out why I was so happy for a change.

I could drop dead any day, but at 57 I've never had surgery (except for a few nuts and bolts in a broken hand), don't take pills of any kind, and don't feel all that bad except for the usual aches and pains associated with getting ancient. Drink vodka, stop marning and never, ever go to see a...

I was enjoying the relative e-mail silence from the Amurican side todaydunno Hope you all had a good one!

Beer. The food of the gods!